Haters hate me cause I got sooo much swagger
Flip my middle finger; stick my tongue out like Mick Jagger
I got swag in the bag like a few who got new money
He got more swag than me? Now you funny
If you look up the word swag it’s posted next to my name
I don’t have blood; I got swagger runnin’ thru my veins
Because my aim is to make this not look so difficult
I got so many followers they think this a cult
Got so much swag I can’t help this man braggin’
Ladies hoppin’ on my jock like a bandwagonS
remember when you first got tumblr? →

wowfunniestposts:

- log on and see you’re still at 0 followers.


-go back on in a few days. still no followers.

-but when you get your first follower you’re like.. 

-see something funny.

-someone asks you “what’s so funny?”

-slowly become addicted to tumblr.

-get your first error.

-someone unfollows you for the first time.


-realize you have homework.
 

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